Guy seeks a girl

Life’s too short to take yourself seriously, so let’s embark on this epic quest for new connections, armed with dad jokes and a penchant for spontaneous karaoke battles. Picture this: two world-class pizza aficionados debating the merits of pineapple as we dance like nobody's watching in the kitchen (after the dough rises, of course). I’m looking for a partner-in-crime who can appreciate my tragic attempts at poetry inspired by bad romantic comedies.